CALLED IT. (Sorry, that’s obnoxious, I know. But I get so few victories over this show.)
Marvel announced on Thursday that kidnapped super soldier Mike Peterson will be revealed as Deathlok in the next episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., which will also feature a train job, Stan Lee, and Coulson begging someone not to die. What a packed episode! Do you think Stan Lee gets to name Mike Peterson after he wakes up? I hope so. Then I hope he goes around naming everyone silly things.
Marvel also had some words about Sif’s upcoming cameo.
It turns out Sif is coming to Earth because she’s chasing down Lorelei, who is furious that Rory never finished her degree at Yale because Lorelei sacrificed everything to put herself back under the wing of her starched-white rich parents and…remember Paris? How did we forget about the character of Paris from that show? She was way more entertaining than Rory and…wait.
Oh, it turns out Lorelei is the younger sister of Thor villain the Enchantress, and they share the same “magical seductress!” power set except where the Enchantress actually got to be a three dimensional, morally grey character in some of the classic Thor comics, it seems that Lorelei is just kind of a jerk.
I propose that they bring in Speedball next. Or that Fitz turns into Speedball. Because.
