Having tried something a touch more serious, for her next book, Sprig Muslin, Georgette Heyer returned to the formulas that had served her well in previous bestsellers: a charming older hero, an atypical, shy and retiring older heroine, a spirited teenager, a hopeful poet, social misunderstandings, and intense focus on clothing, tailoring, and whether it’s a great idea to bring along someone who might be mistaken for your mistress to a dinner party where everyone is hoping you will ask another woman to marry you—especially when the said other woman is the daughter of your dinner host. (Short answer: no.) Also, fake highway robberies and a gunshot. It’s almost entirely great fun, with some of Heyer’s most sparkling dialogue, and if we could just get rid of or completely rewrite the last 30 or so pages I’d so be on board. Alas, not so much.
The elegantly dressed Sir Gareth is on his way to ask his old friend, Lady Hester, to marry him. Not because he is in love—he has never recovered from the tragic death of his fiancé, who was also one of Hester’s friends—but because he must marry someone, and he and Hester get along very well and are excellent friends. In addition, he can offer her something: freedom from an untenable home life. As an unmarried woman of probably 29 or 30 (it would be indelicate to question this point too strongly), Lady Hester, despite her noble birth, has been turned into something of a household drudge and ruthlessly used by her relatives. It’s not a life she’s happy with, as Sir Gareth well knows. At the same time, she is convinced that it is better than living with and sleeping with a man she is in love with, who does not love her back. It’s a debatable point. (The characters debate it.)
“Drudge,” by the way, is the word the characters use: someone named Lady Hester is not, of course, scrubbing floors. But she does work as a housekeeper, supervising the domestic staff, and as a nurse and unofficial governess for several nieces and nephews, without pay. This is partly thanks to her retiring and shy personality, but mostly because she has very few options: she cannot seek employment, thanks to her birth, and she cannot live alone.
Considerably less resigned to her fate is Amanda, a young girl Sir Gareth happens to be encounter in an inn. Amanda is most definitely not supposed to be in the inn, or travelling alone, but as the young, cosseted granddaughter of an indulgent grandparent, she is accustomed to having her own way, and when thwarted, simply takes it. Extremely sheltered, she is also unaware of the potential dangers that she can encounter while travelling alone—everything from having innkeepers refuse to serve her (as a young woman travelling alone, she is assumed to be unrespectable) to having people believe that she is some form of prostitute, to the very real, if only implied and unspoken, threat of rape. Women, the characters agree, need protection.
Amanda firmly disagrees with this. She has fallen in love with a neighbor, Captain Neil Kendall, who, having almost recovered from a major injury, is about to be shipped back to war. Amanda can go with him only if they are married, and her grandfather has firmly refused to give his permission, stating, with considerable justification, that Amanda is too young, and should enjoy herself before settling for the difficult, dirty life of a soldier. (She is very much too young. More on this in a bit.) Any hopes of elopement are dashed when Captain Kendall refuses to take off to the Border with Amanda. She decides that her only option is to compel her grandfather to agree to the marriage by running away—in the process showing that she is very well able to care for herself.
Incidentally, Amanda apparently never made the one argument that might have moved her grandfather to consent: that Neil has already been wounded, and may well die in warfare or of illness when he returns to the Army. This may be because Amanda never thinks of it: she is convinced that Neil is an outstanding soldier, certain to become a General. No, her main argument is that she has been in love with Neil for two years, and not fallen out of love with Neil even after meeting several other men. She also argues that she’ll enjoy the life of a soldier’s life more than society life in London, something that might be more convincing if she knew anything about the realities of warfare (reality in general is not one of Amanda’s strong points.) Given that Neil is planning on heading back to war, and Amanda, if with him, will be close to battle, I can hardly blame her adoring grandfather for continuing to say a very firm no.
Amanda certainly has guts, and a seemingly boundless capacity for telling thoroughly untrue stories, as well as beauty and charm. But she has no job skills, or any chance of obtaining employment (her one attempt to be a governess ended the moment her employer looked at her), and knows little about the world. Aware that if she returns home too quickly, she will not be allowed to marry Neil, she comes up with increasingly impractical plans to terrify her grandfather into consenting. This isn’t just painful for her grandfather, but also leaves Sir Gareth in an awkward position: abandon Amanda in an inn with all its assorted dangers, or take Amanda with him to the house of the Earl of Brancaster—where he plans to propose to Lady Hester. He decides that the only honorable thing he can do is the second.
Not surprisingly, this is not taken well by any of mansion’s inhabitants and guests, none of whom believe Sir Gareth’s rather weak story that Amanda is the daughter of some of his friends. Nor is it taken well by Amanda, who almost immediately makes plans to flee Sir Gareth’s care, or Hester, deeply in love with Sir Gareth but aware this love is not returned, who immediately assumes that Sir Gareth is falling in love with Amanda.
This conviction leads Hester to reject Sir Gareth’s proposal. Amanda, meanwhile, continues to try to flee Sir Gareth’s care, first with the thoroughly vile Fabian Theale, and second with hopeful poet Hildebrand Ross, in both cases, telling lengthy lies to gain their support. (Not that Theale, looking for the young healthy prostitute that he assumes Amanda is, needs much coaxing.) Which, naturally, leads to Sir Gareth getting shot, as these things do, and Lady Hester, just a day after rejecting Sir Father, rushing to his rescue. Also, a kitten.
It all leads to a mostly happy, comedic ending, as everyone properly pairs up, and Sir Gareth, after several days in Amanda’s presence, realizing just how much he cares for Lady Hester—all great fun until Amanda’s longed for Captain Kendall shows up. He starts off by shutting Amanda up, sending her off for a glass of milk. It, um, gets worse.
I don’t like Captain Kendall. That’s an understatement. He’s controlling, demanding, and treats his intended wife like a child. Indeed, Neil and Amanda are allowed to marry only because the characters agree that Neil can control Amanda—and Amanda needs to be controlled. Control her he does, in part by dressing her down in public and speaking sharply to her. She obeys immediately, to the shock of the watching characters who have never seen Amanda obey anyone, and then he turns around and demands the story—not from Amanda, the girl he’s supposedly in love with, but from Sir Gareth.
I also can’t stop contemplating Captain Kendall’s statement that the attachment between him and Amanda is of a long standing nature. Just how long standing is this attachment? By all accounts, Amanda is 16, so young that most characters assume that she is still a schoolgirl, and young enough that one character even states that she is too young to be compromised—“Her youth is protection enough.” Amanda then confesses that she has been engaged to Captain Kendall for two years—since she was fifteen. Since she isn’t seventeen yet, she must have been a very young fifteen. He is currently 24, so was 22 or 23 when they got engaged. We are also told that Captain Kendall is back from the Peninsula (e.g., Spain) on sick leave after getting a ball in his shoulder that could not be dug out for “several months,” thus implying that during their two year engagement, Amanda and Neil have barely seen each other. Amanda tells us that they practically grew up together, but since he is eight years older than she, I’m not sure how much time they spent together as kids—enough that he knows her quite well, and apparently, enough for him to start getting feelings for her when she was about fourteen and he about twenty-one.
Childhood romances are, of course, a staple of this sort of literature, and Heyer, aware that some women did marry at very young ages during the Regency and earlier, had certainly acknowledged this and used large age gaps before this. Amanda and Neil are closer in age than, say, the Earl of Rule and Horatia. And Neil is as aware as Rule is that Amanda is too young to be married—possibly more aware, since Rule marries Horatia anyway, and Neil, to give him credit, does not. But Rule does not try to mold his young wife’s personality, or control her; nor does he speak of curbing her, ending her tricks, and managing her—all words used by Neil. All actions taken by Neil. And he is about to marry her to keep her under his control. Marriage brought Horatia freedom, and in this book, marriage can and will bring Hester freedom; but it will bring the exact opposite to Amanda.
Given that Heyer had just completed a book strongly suggesting that teenage infatuations for soldiers who then trotted off to the Peninsula do not work out, this seems particularly problematic. I have no doubt that Amanda feels strongly now. I question whether she will feel the same later. I also question whether a girl who has been sheltered from all information about rape and real time war conditions, who has to ask people who have never served in the army if she will have to wring chickens’ necks once there, should be allowed to go without a talk about “HEY. THIS IS WHAT A BATTLEFIELD IS LIKE. IT KINDA SUCKS.” I’m aware that Amanda has shown little inclination to listen to her elders so far, but still, it doesn’t seem as if Neil even tried. Perhaps because he correctly assumes she will obey his orders.
Adding to the problem: all of this happens in a book that elsewhere is concerned about restrictions on women. Lady Widmore openly admits that she has married, not for love, but because marriage is preferable to the constrained life of a single woman. She also urges Lady Hester to marry, again, not for love, but because she is aware that Hester, after her father’s death, will be forced into a miserable existence as a servant or near servant to her sisters, and remain under her family’s control, an unhappy situation. Sir Gareth’s brother in law is convinced that the death of Clarissa was, in the long run, a good thing for Sir Gareth, since Sir Gareth would never have been able to control Clarissa. Given that Sir Gareth proves completely unable to control Amanda, Mr. Wetherby would seem to have a point.
To be fair, Sprig Muslin has two of Heyer’s best scenes (the dinner at the house of the Earl of Brancaster; the moment when Amanda attempts to explain to an elderly friend of Sir Gareth’s father that Lady Hester is Sir Gareth’s “natural” sister), and several other delightful moments, along with the ongoing obsession with clothes. (In another highlight, the potentially nasty confrontation between a very angry and worried Sir Gareth and a not quite drunk Mr. Theale is headed off by Mr. Theale’s focus on Sir Gareth’s excellent coat, demanding the name of Sir Gareth’s tailor. It’s a lesson to all of us to keep our priorities straight.
And Neil is nowhere near as bad as Rotherham. Still, two books in a row suggesting that women need to be controlled, and two books in a row handing women off to abusive sorts….well, I just find myself feeling more than a twinge of nostalgia for Heyer’s earlier books, when the younger heroines found themselves rewarded, not silenced, for stepping beyond boundaries.
Mari Ness lives in central Florida, without a single dueling pistol. Or properly blackened boots. You may all gasp now.
She also argues that she’ll enjoy the life of a soldier’s life more than society life in London, something that might be more convincing if she knew anything about the realities of warfare
Perhaps she should read Spanish Bride. (Of course, since Juana was 15!, it might not help)
I too thought of Spanish Bride. But it would not have helped, as noted.
Sprig Muslin must have been the second or third Heyer I read, and I remember it with great affection. It may be that I do not recall Neil’s character much (which is true), or it may be that I tend to discount the junior romances in Heyer’s books in favor of the true main characters, or it may be that I was probably 15 or 16 when I read it and haven’t read it since — but I do not recall any sense of disappointment at the ending.
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Rich Horton
Heh on the Spanish Bride idea.
I usually discount the junior romances, but Amanda is a very major character in this book — at several points, other characters assume she’s the main love interest, although the reader is never left in any doubt about this. Which I think gives her romance more of an impact.
This is one of my favourite Heyers, and I don’t let the ending spoil it for me. I prefer to think that Amanda is so strong and irrepressible that she’ll come out ok eventually. Maybe as a young widow she’ll have another chance at romance, or maybe the power in the marriage shifts once she’s a bit older and more experienced. Anyway, Lady Hester and Sir Gareth are the main pair, and will be very happy, I have no doubt.
Sprig Muslin is a favorite of mine, too, and for some reason I’ve never gotten the “abusive” vibe from Neil Kendall. My take on it was always that Amanda loved him enough to care what he thought. (Unlike Clarissa re Gary, as Warren points out.) The person who makes me wince near the end of the book is that egregious clergyman.
I’ve just finished rereading this and whilst I enjoyed it, it does have its iffy moments. Not sure that I’d rewrite the entire last 30 pages, but I don’t like the reliance (again) on unlikely coincidence to wrap up the plot.
How likely is it really that a) Neil would turn up at Gareth’s sister’s house for dinner and b) that the name Amanda would tell him all he needed to know to set him off to find her? The whole dinner/post-dinner scene is terribly contrived.
However, I love the final page, as it provides a (sadly rare) ending where both hero and heroine agree that they are in love. I’m so tired of the formula where maidenly modesty insists on doing a coy “oh, but my Lord, I couldn’t possibly…” [twists head away just enough to offer an enticing profile shot]
I had previously given no thought to the issue of control over women here. Probably because the twin themes of women being brutalised by some alpha male whilst simultaneously acting all feisty and feminist are so common in modern romance that it doesn’t excite notice now. That sort of coy/fake-feisty behaviour crops up over and over in Harlequin and Mills & Boon novels so presumably it is a popular feminine fantasy that sells and sells. It always strikes me as something that only works in the fantasist’s head and falls apart in real life or even on paper.
Frankly it sounds to me like Amanda totally deserves the way Neil treats her. She’s selfish, she lies and manipulates, and she engages in emotional blackmail all to get her way. Charming – NOT!
I always got the feeling that Neil could control Amanda because she cared for his opinion more than anyone else’s. I have been curious how long that would last once they were actually married.
As for the battlefield, most soldiers who took their spouses didn’t actually have them on battlefield conditions but left them in Portugal or Madrid while they were on campaign.
And I think Amanda refers to Juana Smith at one point as an argument that she could succeed.
I have always found the final scene really funny – the final scene in a farce to which everything has been leading up. As to Amanda and Neil, I assumed that the reason she doesn’t play tricks on him is because he treats her seriously, not as a child, and that she would actually become a capable soldier’s wife, given her personality and initiative. As the earlier comment said, she would not actually be on a battlefield, but in quarters in a town – generally the commanders discouraged camp-followers, so most of the time the only women actually marching with the army were the ones that did the laundry, etc. or were the companions of ordinary soldiers.
I enjoyed this review, but I don’t perfectly agree with your opinion on Kendall being oppressive against Amanda. For one thing, I’d like to point out that their meeting at the end of the book doesn’t go quite as you described. As soon as they meet, he asks Amanda (not someone else) to tell him what happened to her without any lies. She gives a very confusing and unintelligible account, from which he understands that she has behaved badly, then he takes her off to get out the details from her and scolds her (off stage). I definitely have the impression that Amanda obeys him because she loves him and wants him to approve . Yes, he makes remarks that sound offensive to the modern ear (“I shall break her of these tricks”, “She is as good as gold if you don’t give her her head”), but what he refers to is Amanda’s habit of telling unthinking lies, manipulating people, and dragging everyone into scrapes, taking heedless risks to herself and others. And really, you may say it’s good that Amanda tries to shape her own fate and wants to have her own way, but it results in her getting into danger of being raped or becoming little more than a vagrant, and also in Gareth being shot by Hildebrand, (and him being arrested for highway holdup). I definitely think that if someone isn’t mature enough to understand consequences and take responsibility for their actions, they need to be under someone’s authority. And if Amanda accepts Neil’s authority and judgment, at least she is sensible enough to submit to someone who is sensible and accepts her and loves her with all her faults. Also, I think Amanda is a curious mixture of weakness and strength: this naivete and building of make-believe – and the resilience and creativity to find solution and to keep her head in a crisis; not to mention her willingness to “wring the neck of chickens” or to engage in activities on a farm (milking and dairy) that might be considered quite below her station. Let’s also consider that although Amanda ends up under Neil’s authority (control), she gets what she had wanted from the start: acceptance of their betrothal and a swift marriage to the man she loves. I think she will mature as much as possible with Neil Kendall. This marriage, with the husband taking on the role of parent, is not exactly the modern ideal of marriage of equals and meeting of minds, but in the era, they have a reasonable chance of happiness.
I’ve come to feel that the real life story of Harry and Juana Smith had an outsized influence on Heyer. She replays certain aspects of their relationship in book after book. Sometimes these Harry-Juana reruns are very successful (The Grand Sohpy comes to mind). Sometimes they’re not (Sprig Muslin).
I don’t think Heyer ever truly understood Juana and Harry’s relationship, no matter how much it intrigued and fascinated her. She has always struck me as an emotionally muted, very deliberate, somewhat low-sex-drive person (an impression that seems born out by her biography). There surely was passion and heat in her — but it was locked down pretty tight!
Juana and Harry seem to have become almost a talisman for Heyer: a window on a very different personality type that she wanted to write about but had never experienced from the inside. I come from a very Wuthering Heights kind of family full of intense people and high voltage drama. And I can still remember that when I first encountered Heyer as a teenager I couldn’t get into her. Most of her characters felt so emotionally lukewarm to me that I didn’t even find them realistic. But as I got older and went out into the world I realized that there really ARE people like that! I’m just not related to any of them!
Heyer writes those more even-tempered, tamped-down characters absolutely beautifully (like the Little Duke in the Foundling or Sophy’s responsible cousin in The Grand Sophy) But Heyer’s more volatile characters can have a significant weirdness factor. I don’t think she really really ever understood that “hot-blooded” Latin type personalities can be just as intellectual, responsible, and dependable as more cool-headed deliberate people. They just get there differently — and with many more dramatic mood swings!
But Heyer tends to slide into treating her “hot-blooded” characters as over-grown children who need an adult keeper. And when you layer in Heyer’s tendency to play to 1950s sexism in her more commercial works, it can really get toxic….
Georgette Heyer’s Regency characters are forever getting into one social scrape or another. She didn’t invent the usage. I read a letter by Lord Byron complaining that when he was in England, he got into scrapes.
The OED says:
An embarrassing or awkward predicament.
An embarrassing or awkward predicament or situation, usually one into which a person is brought by his own imprudence and thoughtlessness.[Probably from the notion of being ‘scraped’ in going through a narrow passage: see scrape v. 4c, and the later sense 9.]
1709 R. Steele & J. Swift Tatler No. 71 A Youngster in a Scrape, is a Word out of Date.
1714 D. Manley Adventures of Rivella 89 Cleander told Rivella what a Scrape they were brought into.
1740 tr. C. de F. de Mouhy Fortunate Country Maid I. 270 I congratulated myself on my Dexterity in getting out of this Scrape.
1755 S. Johnson Dict. Eng. Lang. Scrape, difficulty; perplexity; distress. This is a low word.
a1790 B. Franklin Autobiogr. (1981) i. 7 I was generally a Leader among the Boys, and sometimes led them into Scrapes.
1819 Ld. Byron Don Juan: Canto I xx. 13 And let few opportunities escape Of getting her liege lord into a scrape.
1845 B. Disraeli Sybil I. ii. vii. 182 Every scrape of the government was a step in the ladder to the great borough-monger.
1861 T. Hughes Tom Brown at Oxf. I. v. 78 Here one has only just to take care of oneself, and keep out of scrapes.
1867 A. Trollope Last Chron. Barset II. xlvi. 24 If you don’t take care, young man,..you will find yourself in a scrape with your Madalina.
1873 W. Black Princess of Thule iv. 55 If anyone was in a scrape about money, Ingram would come to the rescue.
Where did scrape in that sense come from? I stumbled onto an answer in Robert Chambers’ wonderful Book of Days, published in 1864.
GETTING INTO A SCRAPE
This phrase, involving the use of an English word in a sense quite different from the proper one, appears to be a mystery to English lexicographers. Todd, indeed, in his additions to Johnson, points to skrap, Swedish, and quotes from Lye, ‘Draga en in i scraeper—to draw any one into difficulties.’ But it may be asked, what is the derivation of the Swedish phrase? It is as likely that the Swedes have adopted our phrase as that we have adopted theirs. It may be suspected that the phrase is one of those which are puzzling in consequence of their having originated in special local circumstances, or from some remarkable occurrence.
There is a game called golf, almost peculiar to Scotland, though also frequently played upon Blackheath, involving the use of a small, hard, elastic ball, which is driven from point to point with a variety of wooden and iron clubs. In the north, it is played for the most part upon downs (or links) near the sea, where there is usually abundance of rabbits. One of the troubles of the golf-player is the little hole which the rabbit makes in the sward, in its first efforts at a burrow; this is commonly called a rabbit’s scrape, or simply a scrape. When the ball gets into a scrape, it can scarcely be played. The rules of most golfing fraternities, accordingly, include one indicating what is allowable to the player when he gets into a scrape. Here, and here alone, as far as is known to the writer, has the phrase a direct and intelligible meaning. It seems, therefore, allowable to surmise that this phrase has originated amongst the golfing societies of the north, and in time spread to the rest of the public.
Don’t worry about Amanda. Worry about Neil. He’s about to marry a 17 year old with a sky-high sex drive entirely focussed on him morning, noon and night, while he’s near-fully occupied trying to campaign and get promoted. Of course Amanda needs to travel with the army! It’s the only possible way to tire her out enough to give Neil some R&R.