If we had more people like Agent Coulson, this world wouldn’t even need superheroes. Agent Coulson should be Batman. Not Clark Gregg—we mean Clark Gregg should play Agent Coulson as Batman. Bruce Wayne who?
Until we get the hero we want, need, and deserve, click through to enjoy the new Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. promo!
We get an elegiac country-ish tune, shots of Coulson’s people looking super-intense and talking about what they were after, and a somewhat worse-for-wear Coulson himself. He believes in his team! We’re ready to believe with you, Agent Coulson!
If you want even more (spoiler-filled) news about the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., check out our write-up of the show’s San Diego Comic-Con panel. But seriously, SPOILERS.
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby’s life is a series of elegiac country songs that no one else ever seems to hear…