Now that The Rise of Skywalker has come out and the nine-film epic of the Skywalker saga has been brought to a close, I find myself looking back and reminiscing about the movies’ gorgeous, galaxy-spanning romance. No, not Anakin and Padme. Not Leia and Han either, though there is something beautiful to be said about them finding their way back to each other after all those years. But no, I’m talking about a romance that outlasted both of those, as well as three different governments, two Jedi purges, and one experience in impersonating a deity.
That’s right. I’m talking about the romance between R2-D2 and C-3P0.
(This piece contains mild spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker.)
These two old droids, with their often-antagonistic, always dramatic relationship, are a dynamic duo of clipped insults and beeped curses, an odd-couple composed of an anxiety-riddle etiquette droid and a hyper-competent trash can. And like any love built in the shadow of the Old Republic and carried on through many trying years of rebellion and war, their relationship has its own pains and difficulties. Its own losses. They fight a lot, for one, and Threepio often distrusts and insults Artoo’s intelligence, capability, and loyalty. And Artoo, meanwhile, is constantly losing his best friend to memory wipes.
Although we only have confirmation of one time that C-3P0’s memory was erased—when Bail Organa took both droids and the newborn Leia back to Alderaan with him—there is reason to believe that this continued to happen with some regularity. For example, Threepio and Artoo are Bail Organa’s droids for almost 20 years, and yet Threepio tells Luke that they belong to a Captain Antilles. This would be Raymus Antilles, captain of the Tantive IV, which was transporting Leia Organa on her “diplomatic mission” at the start of A New Hope. The Tantive IV was property of Bail Organa, of course, so it makes sense that Bail’s droids would be on that ship taking orders from its captain, but Threepio doesn’t seem particularly familiar with Leia. He knows who she is, of course, but doesn’t appear to be close to her, and he’s also unaware of her rebel activities. It’s possible that the Organas are simply keeping the droid at arm’s length, but it’s equally possible, and rather more likely, that they’re just periodically wiping his memory.

When Bail gives the order to have Threepio’s memory erased in Revenge of the Sith, it’s an unavoidable necessity. Bail was around Padmé often enough to know what a blabbermouth Threepio is—the protocol droid has a habit of making observations out loud without even realizing he’s doing it, and he can’t read a room to save his life. Bail and Obi-Wan couldn’t risk the safety of Anakin and Padmé’s kids, and the fate of the galaxy, on the hope that Threepio could keep a lid on it for the next twenty years or so. Artoo is cannier, and communicates in beeps and whistles that most humans can’t understand without a translator, so perhaps Bail wasn’t worried about him slipping up. Or maybe it would have been smarter to have wiped both droids’ memories, but Bail simply couldn’t bring himself to destroy the only full record left of Padmé’s story.
This means that only Artoo has the memory of how he and Threepio first met, of the adventures they’ve shared together, of the secret wedding they witnessed, of all the times Artoo has had to save the golden droid’s bacon from mishaps in battle-droid manufacturing plants. He would have had to get to know Threepio all over again, introducing himself and biting his metaphorical tongue to keep from bringing up old jokes or reminding Threepio that he’s called Artoo a nearsighted scrap pile before. (“Get some new insults!” he’d start to say, only to realize that, for Threepio, this is a new insult.) They’d have had to rebuild their relationship from scratch all without Artoo admitting they’ve already been here.
Artoo seems to have been confided in and trusted by the Organa family, as evidenced by the fact that Leia gives him the stolen Death Star plans and the fact that he seems to know all about her secret involvement with the Rebel Alliance. Threepio, on the other hand, is not only unaware of what’s really going on with his masters, but also, while he considers Artoo a companion, he doesn’t seem to trust him very much in A New Hope. He doesn’t listen when Artoo explains the truth about his mission, nor does he trust his friend’s advice in the desert on Tatooine. Indeed, he berates the smaller droid through most of the three films, but there’s something less familiar in his interactions with Artoo in A New Hope. It’s almost like he has no memory of Artoo doing anything like this before.
Given the evidence, it’s extremely likely that Threepio’s memory was periodically erased to keep him from having too much information about the Rebel Alliance, Leia’s movements, and other secret data. Which means that Artoo may have had to reintroduce himself to the droid he considers his closest and longest companion more than once; he may have been regularly rebuilding their dynamic and convincing Threepio to trust him again and again. And after losing so many people, Anakin and Padmé especially, one has to wonder if it was ever difficult for Artoo, if it caused him pain to lose Threepio at the behest of his human masters. If he ever wished it could be different.
There’s something so dramatic and star-crossed about it all, two droids living out their lives surrounded by war and darkness and the fight for the light, clinging to each other with little more than some oft-fried circuits and the hope that their owners won’t separate them too often. Memory wipes or not, they aren’t together all the time; we know from E.K. Johnston’s Ahsoka novel that Bail sent Artoo on a mission to find her, and there were probably other trips for our intrepid R2 unit. And then they went to Luke and Leia, and Artoo was often off on Jedi adventures while Threepio stayed with the Rebellion and then the New Republic, the two young Skywalkers mirroring their parents’ arrangement, even though they didn’t know it.

Like their parents, Luke and Leia treat their droids more like people, more respectfully and humanely than much of the rest of the galaxy treats their droids. Still, that doesn’t mean that Leia never considered wiping Threepio’s memory; perhaps it was necessary for a mission. Perhaps there was some other danger to the Alliance, the Republic, or the Resistance.
And perhaps, just perhaps, Artoo asked to save a copy of Threepio’s memory, so that when the crisis was over, he could have his friend back. It would have been nice for Artoo, and you have to figure that Leia would have listened and cared about his feelings, and so the custom of backing Threepio up on Artoo’s harddrives was suddenly a regular thing. And each time Threepio did lose his memories, whether through official memory wipes or other mishaps (you get disassembled as often as Threepio does, and who knows what might go wrong with your circuitry), Artoo was there to insist that he get those backups reinstalled.
I wonder if Threepio protested every time, constantly complaining that he wasn’t going to let some stranger put things into his head. And everytime Artoo sighed to himself and did it anyway. It’s like some weirdly sweet robot version of 50 First Dates. Artoo is tired of pretending to be some stranger to Threepio. He wants him to know the truth, but since they’re droids, they don’t have to rely on video updates every morning—they can just pass the information directly into Threepio’s brain. Together again, like it should be.
But then there was a trip with Luke to start the new Jedi Training Temple, and years apart, and afterwards Artoo went into low power mode, effectively leaving the two droids separated. We can tell that Threepio hasn’t had a memory wipe in the roughly four or five years before the events of The Force Awakens; he remembers Han, and he knows what’s going on with his astromech friend. Once Artoo is revived and the Battle of Crait is over, they have about a year to catch up, and then Threepio goes on the mission with Rey and the others to search for the Sith Wayfinder.
Artoo clearly backs up Threepio’s memory the moment he hears about the mission; he knows that it’s far too dangerous to let his hapless counterpart go off on an adventure alone without Artoo there to rescue him (and to another desert planet at that). Even Threepio recognizes the danger, and makes sure to bid Artoo a tender and heartfelt farewell. There’s enough remembered history between them at this point that Threepio is aware of how important Artoo is to him, and for once he doesn’t wait until one of them is fried or melting to express his affection.
When it comes time for Threepio to make his terrible sacrifice, allowing Babu Frik to access the forbidden Sith translation in his databanks even though it will wipe his memory, the protocol droid is fairly certain that this erasure will be permanent. Poe does remind him that Artoo can help with his restoration—that’s right, at this point Artoo’s regular back ups of Threepio are common knowledge, even Poe Dameron knows that they’re married—but Threepio asserts that Artoo’s storage banks are notoriously faulty.

Maybe it’s just Threepio’s usual pessimism that makes him doubt the reliability of storage banks that held the other half of the map to Luke Skywalker, and which still carry Leia’s message to Obi-Wan from all those years ago. Or, maybe Artoo’s aging circuits really aren’t quite what they used to be anymore. Either way, Threepio takes a long look at all his friends before he goes, and is probably grateful that he told Artoo how he felt before they left on the mission. Just in case.
It’s funny and also heartbreaking to watch Threepio chase after the Resistance team, exclaiming an affronted “We’ve only just met!” when Poe speaks to him gruffly, and uttering an astonished “My first laser battle!” on Kylo’s star destroyer. I am reminded of the last time I rewatched Revenge of the Sith; near the end of the film Padmé boards her ship to go find Anakin on Mustafar, and C-3p0 is her pilot. As he settles into the pilot’s chair the droid remarks “Do you know, I think I’m beginning to get the hang of this flying business.” Em, my partner (who loves to talk about Star Wars), leaned over to me at that moment and murmured, “It’s sad, because then they wipe his memory, and he never does.”
Much of Threepio’s comical blunderings and frustration with those around him take on a different note when you consider the disadvantages the memory wipes may have given him. He’ll never remember who his Maker is, or how Anakin gave him to Padmé after their wedding, even as she gifted Artoo in return. He’ll never get the hang of flying, and he won’t remember that when the chips are down, he really can be as brave as any other hero in these stories.
But he’ll remember Artoo, who is there to greet him when he returns home. Artoo’s surprise and alarm is palpable in that moment, when he realizes that Threepio doesn’t know him, but the problem has a quick fix, and those memories are soon back in Threepio’s head, whether he likes it or not. Artoo is his best friend, after all.
Who knows what the galaxy still has in store for R2-D2 and C-3P0, but I like to think it’s a little bit of peace. Maybe they will have fewer space battles and more comfortable ships, or even settle down on a planet somewhere in the custody of their new human friends. Maybe they won’t have to be separated so often, or have so many reasons to doubt that the other’s circuitry will be able to pull off yet another miracle.
And maybe Artoo will fill in those missing years for Threepio, telling him their whole story, from that very first meeting on Tatooine when Threepio’s parts were showing. It’s quite the romance, after all, even if Threepio probably won’t believe a word of it.
Sylas K Barrett is a Brooklyn-based writer and actor, who had a Star Wars-themed slumber party for his birthday this year. Check out his other work here on Tor.com, including his weekly column Reading The Wheel of Time.
No. Inserting these two into the entire storyline from beginning to end was ridiculous, lazy, and shrunk an already incredibly tiny GALAXY for the sake of what, keeping fans? Lovable as they are. No one would like a different droid? Did you skip Rogue One?
Hmm… I get more of a Notebook vibe from them, rather than a 50 First Dates one.
@1 – pretty sure the original conceit of the trilogy was that the whole thing was really from the point of view of the droids, so it makes perfect sense that they are the throughline.
Anyway, this was stupidly adorable :) I have a huge affection for Threepio so honestly, I kind of wanted to shake Poe every time he was so rude to him, and I don’t know if it was intended to be played for laughs, or a kind of dark commentary on the way droids are othered, or both, but the cavalier way they were all, ‘oh yeah, let’s just wipe his moment’ bugged me (although it’s certainly realistic to the universe).
I know it happened in one of the EU books, but I was kind of hoping we would get some moment where you realize the whole story is in Artoo’s (or maybe even in Threepio’s – when the trailer came out I wondered if that scene involved finding some old memory, since technically, it IS possible (sometimes) to restore ‘wiped’ data) memory banks. So yeah, definitely in my headcanon that Artoo is filling him in, at the very least.
To R2-D2/C-3PO fans, I recommend issue #36 of Marvel’s current Star Wars comic. Threepio has been a prisoner of the Empire for several issues and no-one seems to be doing anything about it, so Artoo launches a one-droid attack on an Imperial Star Destroyer. Obviously, the Imperials have no chance.
I’ve contended for some time that R2 and C3PO were married in Attack of the Clones. I also contend that BB8 is their child.
I think periodically wiping droids’ memory is standard practice in the galaxy. I seem to remember Anikin getting some s…flak in the some Clone Wars episodes because he never wiped R2’s memory.
“It’s possible that the Organas are simply keeping the droid at arm’s length, but it’s equally possible, and rather more likely, that they’re just periodically wiping his memory.” Even more likely, – when the two droids first appeared in 1977 no thought was given to making any more films with them or what had happened to them before that scene!
So much time, money and brain power used to rationalize a film series that would never have been made had the rights to Flash Gordon been available.
C3PO: “I can translate this thing for you, but if I do so, it’ll wipe my memory.”
Everyone: “Cool, let’s do it! Quick, find a hacker!”
C3PO: “Okay, sure, it’s just that if my memory erases, I’ll effectively die.”
Everyone: “Whoops, no other way! Sorry, let’s do it!”
C3PO: “…”
Everyone: “…”
C3PO: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
R2D2: “beep boop.”
Read the book timeline, it’s much better, like pretty much all of SW is in the books.
Ever catch the Droids animated series? You should. Though it’s probably less awesome now, I enjoyed it when I was young. Basically, it was about Artoo and Threepio’s adventures under a number of different “masters.” It reminded me a lot of The Littlest Hobo (which has NOT aged well at all). These droids are sold or bartered or lost and found into some needy person’s life and solve their big problem of the moment before getting sold or bartered or lost and found into some other needy person’s life :)
IMDB (link below) says it’s supposed to be in the time between the Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope.
It was utterly charming to me at the time, though. Keep in mind that it was 1985.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088510/
No hate on Data, certainly, but I love the soul-less-ness of droids in Star Wars. People treat them like pets but recognize from an ethical point of view that they’re just useful objects that can be disposed of if and when necessary. I really hated L3-37 in Solo because of her screwed-up AI. If you start contending that the Star Wars droids can be sentient beings, so much of the humor in the nine main movies and Rogue One is suddenly horrifying.
@11 The way droids are treated in Star Wars is horrifying. They’re obviously intelligent beings with their own personalities. And they’re just as obviously slaves who routinely have their minds wiped whenever they start growing too independent. And don’t make me point out the historical precedents for societies finding humour in the plight of their slave classes.
You can argue that droids aren’t “truly” intelligent beings, but all we have to go on is the films, and in the films R2-D2 and C3PO are just as much characters as Luke Skywalker or Chewbacca.
It’s probably not something they gave much thought to when the first film aired, but I’m pretty disappointed that L3-37 was the most nuanced exploration of the issue they managed in 11 films.
PS. Do we really have to consider every close relationship in fiction a “love story” or “romance”? Human (and droid) experience is so much more complicated than thsf.
Rise of Skywalker also illustrates why it’s stupid to call some kinds of knowledge evil and wall them off–did we stop translating German during WWII? Seriously. The whole idea of Sith knowledge being so evil that nobody can even know the language is way dumb.