Read an Excerpt From MJ Wassmer&#8217;s <i>Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend</i>

MJ Wassmer is an author of speculative fiction who grew up in the suburbs of Memphis, Tennessee. He’s worked as a UPS package handler, professional treadmill cleaner, steakhouse busboy, and Spider-Man for children’s birthday parties. Following ten years in corporate, MJ left to start his own business while focusing on his true passion—writing silly things. Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is his debut novel.