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Remember when Loki, the Mandarin, and Prince Septimus Got Together to Sell You a Jaguar?

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Remember when Loki, the Mandarin, and Prince Septimus Got Together to Sell You a Jaguar?

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Remember when Loki, the Mandarin, and Prince Septimus Got Together to Sell You a Jaguar?

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Published on January 28, 2014

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Of all the Superbowl commercials airing this Sunday, this is the one we are most looking forward to. (Yes, more than the movie trailers.) It stars Ben Kingsley, Mark Strong and Tom Hiddleston, explaining to you why British people are always the villains in movies.

Oh, and they want you to buy Jaguars. For all those villainous needs.

There are helcopters and chases and hidden bases with all sorts of fancy tech inside unknown mansions. But mostly awesome gentlemen. And Jaguars. We assume there will be more of them come Sunday, and we can’t wait for the set.

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Darth Touma
11 years ago

That’s IT!!! Buying a Jag..

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Darth Touma
11 years ago

That’s IT!!! Buying a Jag..

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ducky
11 years ago

Damn! proof positive that villains, while terrible, are really cool! Especially in Jags!

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nicoleaz
11 years ago

Tom Hiddleston could sell me a purple Yugo, every year, for the rest of my life

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TomT
11 years ago

Oh yes it’s good to be bad.

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11 years ago

I kept waiting for James Bond to show up and spoil their nefarious Jaguar related plans with his latest, tricked-out Aston Martin. Fun ad.

Anthony Pero
11 years ago

Which would make for an awesome Aston-Martin rebuttle ad, lol

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Maac
11 years ago

James Bond would ruin the dynamic — he’s a part of British movie tropes, so either he’d cross over to an American paradigm and become evil, or Hiddles and company would cross over to his UK paradigm and, in order to remain sexy villains, would spontaneously turn French or Spanish or German or sommmat.

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Jamallah Bergman
11 years ago

Totally epic…hell if I had the money I’d buy a Jaguar,lol.

Plus I’m a big Tom fan :D