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“The Child”
Written by Jaron Summers & Jon Povill and Maurice Hurley
Directed by Rob Bowman
Season 2, Episode 1
Production episode 40272-127
Original air date: November 21, 1988
Stardate: 42073.1

With the advent of the second season, and the arrival of Diana Muldaur as Dr. Katherine Pulaski and Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan, we add two new categories: I’m a Doctor, Not an Escalator, for occasions when Pulaski acts a bit too much like a previous Enterprise CMO who thought of himself as an old country doctor; and Syntheholics Anonymous, for Guinan’s role in the episode.

Captain’s Log: The Enterprise rendezvous with the Repulse to pick up the ship’s new chief medical officer, Dr. Katherine Pulaski, who comes aboard by shuttlecraft, thus showing off the shiny shuttle bay. The camera then pans around the bridge, making sure we get to see Worf’s spiffy new gold uniform and shiny new metal baldric, Wes’s new gray uniform (and his new position at conn), and Riker’s new beard. Riker then meets with Picard and the ship’s new chief engineer, Geordi La Forge, now a full lieutenant with a spiffy new gold uniform of his own. He has created a containment unit that is needed to hold dangerous plague samples that are being transported to a science station.

As the Enterprise heads to pick up the samples, a ball of energy comes on the ship and zips around before basically inserting itself into Troi while she sleeps.

Picard wonders why Pulaski hasn’t reported in yet. He’s told that she’s in Ten-Forward, which annoys Picard, since she hasn’t even checked in yet, and she’s already found the bar. He heads down in the turbolift with Wes, who has the world’s most awkward conversation with the captain. His mother has transferred to head up Starfleet Medical, and he’s supposed to join her.

We then get our first look at Ten-Forward, the bar located at the foremost point of the saucer section, looking out at space—and we meet Guinan, the bartender, who points out where Pulaski is. Picard starts to upbraid her, but Pulaski interrupts, and only then does Picard realize that the doctor is sitting with a very freaked-out Troi.

It turns out that the counselor is pregnant, and the gestation is accelerated, to say the least. Troi insists that she will have the baby despite the risks, and she gives birth (pain-free, thus making her the envy of every woman who’s ever given birth in the history of the world) within 36 hours. The boy—whom she names Ian Andrew after her father—continues to grow at a ridiculous rate, becoming an 8-year-old equivalent in two days.

Meanwhile, the ship takes hundreds of samples of the plague on board. The Starfleet medical officer, Hester Dealt, wants to examine La Forge’s containment unit, and Picard wants Pulaski and Data to go over the manifest with a fine-tooth comb. Once everyone is happy with everything, the as-yet-unnamed Chief O’Brien starts beaming samples into the containment unit.

Picard and Pulaski visit Troi and the rapidly growing Ian, who sticks his finger in hot soup just to see what will happen. Ian isn’t ready to say why he’s here yet.

As the ship goes to warp, there’s a breach in containment. La Forge can’t isolate the cause. It’s only one module, but if the plague inside it breaks containment, it will get very bad. They can’t destroy it, and jettisoning it won’t help because sooner or later it will come in contact with something.

It turns out that the radiation that’s stimulating the plague is coming from Ian. Ian has realized this, and basically kills his human form, turning back into Tinkerbell long enough to sit in Troi’s hands and communicate telepathically before buggering off. He infodumps to Troi that he was a “life force entity” (yes, really) who was curious about humans, so became one through Troi.

After leaving, the plague stops expanding, and all is well. The Enterprise arrives and transfers the plagues off, and everyone lives happily ever after.

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Can’t We Just Reverse the Polarity?: They can’t destroy the sample, and supposedly ejecting it is too dangerous. Apparently the notion of ejecting it and then blowing it up with phasers and photon torpedoes didn’t occur to anyone. Ditto transporting it and not rematerializing it.

Also the fake radiation of the week is eichner radiation, which apparently is emitted by subspace phase inverters and cyanocrylates. The latter is a particularly neat trick, since cyanocrylate is the chemical term for Krazy Glue (apparently a deliberate gag on the part of the writers).

Thank You, Counselor Obvious: Troi is surprisingly irrelevant in an episode that focuses on her. She decides to have the baby, and treats him like a normal kid even though he so totally isn’t, and basically stands around while things happen to her out of her control.

If I Only Had a Brain…: Data gets to participate in Troi’s giving birth, by acting as the surrogate father. While he does not pace sickbay and smoke cigarettes, he does hold Troi’s hand and acts encouraging and stuff.

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There is No Honor in Being Pummeled: Worf insists the fetus be aborted for the safety of the ship. When Data points out that it would deny the possibility for study, Worf coldly points out that they can still study the aborted fetus. After Troi announces that she’s having the baby no matter what—which ends all discussion on the matter—Troi makes sure to give Worf a nasty look.

The Boy!?: Wes decides that he wants to stay on the Enterprise rather than go with his mother to Earth. Picard agrees only if Crusher also agrees, and only if Data will supervise his education, Riker supervises his growing up, and Worf tucks him in at night.

I’m a Doctor, Not an Escalator: Pulaski teases Data regarding having bruised feelings in much the same manner that McCoy did Spock about emotionalism—made all the more hypocritical by coming after she couldn’t be arsed to pronounce his name properly.

Syntheholics Anonymous. Guinan tells Wes that it’s okay to be selfish sometimes, to not do what’s expected. In other words, she tells him that the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.

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Welcome aboard. Diana Muldaur and Whoopi Goldberg join the cast as Dr. Pulaski and Guinan. Muldaur would remain as a “special guest appearance” character for much of the second season, while Guinan would continue to recur throughout the show’s run, and also appear in both Star Trek: Generations and Star Trek: Nemesis. Muldaur appeared twice on the original series, as Lt. Commander Ann Mulhall in “Return to Tomorrow” and Dr. Miranda Jones in “Is There in Truth No Beauty?” Goldberg is a longtime Star Trek fan, who often cited Nichelle Nichols’s portrayal of Uhura as an influence, and asked to be involved in TNG.

Also showing up here is one of the great character actors Seymour Cassel as Hester Dealt. The role didn’t really call for much, but Cassel gives Dealt a personality that adds a great deal.

Colm Meaney also appears for the third time, now in what will become a very familiar role: transporter chief. He has his position, and later this season, he’ll even get a name!

I Believe I Said That: “And who will tuck him in at night?”

“C’mon, Commander.”

“I will accept that responsibility.”

“Well, we know he’ll get his sleep.”

Riker speculating on Wes’s care, Wes giving him a hard time, Worf accepting the challenge of tucking in a sixteen-year-old, and Troi delivering the snarky punchline.

Trivial Matters: After four chief engineers during the first season, they finally made La Forge the chief engineer, a position he’d retain thenceforth, with Wes taking his place at conn. Worf is now the permanent security chief. Riker also now has a beard, which he would thankfully keep (Jonathan Frakes looks so much better with the facial fuzz), save for a moment of insanity in Star Trek: Insurrection.

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Worf’s calling for Troi’s pregnancy to be aborted never comes up again on screen—even when Troi and Worf start dating in the latter seasons. However, Peter David did pick up on it quite brilliantly in his novel A Rock and a Hard Place.

Guinan tells Wes that she never met the captain before reporting to the Enterprise, which is revealed to be a lie in “Time’s Arrow” (and even before that episode, many other references make it clear that Picard and Guinan’s relationship way predates his taking command of the Big E).

This story was originally a script that was written for the aborted Star Trek: Phase II series that instead mutated into Star Trek: The Motion Picture in the 1970s. The series was to launch a Paramount-based network that never got off the ground (though in 1995, Paramount would launch the United Paramount Network with Star Trek: Voyager as its flagship series). Several scripts were written for that series—another would be reworked into the TNG episode “Devil’s Due.”

One reason for using an already-written script as the basis was because the season was already delayed by the 1988 writers strike. This season would be a shortened 22 episodes.

Make it So: “It was… remarkable.” The episode does a good job of establishing the new status quo, but does so at the expense of actually telling an interesting story. Troi’s pregnancy is treated as a curiosity but with a surprising lack of urgency. The child’s purpose is provided in a clumsy expository lump by Troi at the last minute—prior to that, he’s a gimmick, and not a very interesting one.

More tension is provided by the worry about the plague samples and the concern shown by Picard and Riker over transporting it, and later by Data, Dealt, La Forge, and Pulaski when the plague starts to break containment. Seymour Cassel, LeVar Burton, and Diana Muldaur in particular sell the tension of the ship in danger, which is one of the few saving graces of the hour.

Warp factor rating: 5


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DemetriosX
13 years ago

I hated Pulaski so much. She never really fit in with the crew, from her constant mispronunciation of Data’s name (and how many episodes did it take for him to finally correct her?) to just the general aura of coldness that Diana Muldaur almost always projects (even when she’s the love interest). I was so glad when Gates McFadden returned.

Riker’s beard also made a big difference. Frakes was really baby-faced and it wasn’t easy to take him seriously. It also put an end to all the Potsy Weber jokes (ask your parents). They also moved away from trying to make him the new Kirk/man of action and let the character develop in his own direction.

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John R. Ellis
13 years ago

You might want to change the UPN and Voyager premiere dates.

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13 years ago

Great review

At the time I dont remember liking this episode since there were so many changes from season 1 (and without the internet I had no clue why the changes occured)… but in hindsight it is great. You can really see the characters starting to develop even if the story is mediocre.

I never caught the crazy glue reference before now… funny

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Jeff R.
13 years ago

“One of them is my name; the other is not.”

Which was the best moment of an otherwise abysnmal episode.

When O’Brien gets a name, will he also get a Category in these reviews?

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kimu
13 years ago

I’m probably in the minority, but I actually liked Pulaski. I felt like, especially after Denise Crosby left, the Enterprise needed more strong female characters. I was never a fan of Dr Crusher.

This episode though? Not a fan of it. The whole super fast pregnancy, accelerated growth business? Interacting with the plague samples? And being unable to destroy the samples somehow? Really???

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critter42
13 years ago

Could you rename the Pulaski category “I’m a Doctor not an Elevator” – this would be a nod to her not-so-tragic demise on LA Law after her TNG run?

JYHASH
13 years ago

I always thought of Pulaski as an aberration. She was the replacement that came in, for a half explained reason, and then disappeared without so much as a good-bye after ” Shades of Gray”. I know that the season ender was right in the midst of the writer’s strike as well, so that gave little opportunity to give a farewell, but I think they could’ve at least given it a nod if not a scene at the beginning of Season 3.

As for Diana Muldar, her portrayal of Pulaski was an interesting choice, and I think (should she have been given more time to work with the character) she could have molded it into something deeper (as opposed to a McCoy-esque copy), like the rest of the cast was able to with their characters after a few seasons. She had some good development in later books ( Such as “SCE: What’s Past – ‘Progress’ ” I’m currently reading), but a guest appearance later on would ahve been even better.

And what can we say that hasn’t already been said about Guinan? She’s one of the best mysterious characters I’ve ever seen, and knowing more about her only reveals more enigmas which is the hallmark of a great character. I loved her future interactions with Q and her mysterious knowledge of The Borg, and was afraid when they almost neutered her mysteriousness in Star Trek: Generations, and have always been pleased with her portrayal in the Stargazer & The Lost Era series. Though I’d still like to see (at least vingettes of) her planet’s destruction at the hands of the Borg.

Second season was great for the character development aspect, even if the scripts were a bit lacking due to the strike, or the fact that it was “the early seasons of TNG” (which to me is akin to an awkward silence at a party) . Luckily, Paramount wasn’t gunshy about renewing for a 3rd season, and things took a turn for the better.

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Mike S.
13 years ago

Critter,

I second that.

They made Pulaski afraid of the transporter on this series. Had she done L.A. Law first, it would have been somewhat cool to have made Pulaski afraid of the turbolift instead. Who knew, though, right?

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13 years ago

Since I was in my teens when this season aired, I remember two things when this season started. “Where did the cute doctor go?” and “This lady is trying to act like McCoy… that ain’t right.” So I quickly passed judgement and did not like her and therefor most of season two. :(

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ChrisG
13 years ago

I thought Pulaski had some potential, though sadly unrealized, especially in terms of having a contentious relationship with Picard. Most of the other relationships on the show were happy happy, so the possibility of internal conflict was welcome. And though Crusher had her moments, I felt throughout the series that she was one of the weaker points in the cast, giving an opportunity here.

But they shouldn’t have done the transporter-fear thing. And Pulaski’s whole “Data is just a machine” act really bothered me, both in its stridency and lack of subtlety. I find those parts of the Pulaski episodes almost unwatchable.

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Pendard
13 years ago

Star Trek: Phase II’s first season would have been a Spock-less version of the original series, and its first season would have included a low budget version of ST: The Motion Picture, plus “The Child” and “Devil’s Due.” Thank God they didn’t go through with it — it would have been the end of the Star Trek franchise! (Btw, I think 5/10 is a very generous rating for this episode.)

Also, in your “Pulaski acting like McCoy” category, you could add that she comes aboard on a shuttle instead of beaming over.

DemetriosX
13 years ago

Wow, in my memory she went on mispronouncing Data’s name for like half the season. Obviously, that little bit of obnoxiousmess really rubbed me the wrong way. I did remember Data’s line, though, and agree it was a good one. I still never warmed to her and never will.

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Christopher L. Bennett
13 years ago

Keith’s right — the strike had nothing to do with “Shades of Gray.” People just get the timing confused and assume that the bottle show had to be a response to the strike. But it wasn’t. Even a bottle show needs writers to come up with the frame material and figure out how to justify working the clips in there.

As for Pulaski’s McCoyness, I always kinda figured that she must’ve been McCoy’s actual protegee and picked up the quirks from him. A bit too small-universe, true, but more plausible than having the similarities be coincidental. And while she may have been a derivative character, I appreciated the idea of adding a cast member who would be a source of friction and who wouldn’t play by the same ultra-nice, ultra-civilized rules as the rest of the cast. Plus it was just cool having a TOS veteran in the cast.

As for “The Child,” I really don’t have much memory of it. I keep getting it confused with “Evolution,” the third-season premiere.

Oh, another novelverse connection: the Star Trek: Destiny trilogy by David Mack reveals that Troi’s accelerated pregnancy here had some rather disturbing long-term medical consequences.

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13 years ago

I recall hating the Pulaski character back in the day. Today though, after many more years of Star Trek and a recent rewatch of my own of TNG (I’m up to season 3 now) I find that I wish Pulaski had stayed and Crusher never returned. I like Pulaski quite a bit now.

Though like DemetriosX, I also had thought the mispronounciation of Data’s name lasted for a longer time than just this one episode.

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13 years ago

I in between with pulaski.
Also second season wasnt great but it led the way for good plots thru out the series (and yes i did purposely misspell through)
Please dont forget alexanders rapid accelerated growth in season four

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Ace Hamilton
13 years ago

I’ll never forget the episode in which Pulaski fell down the turbolift shaft.

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13 years ago

And Pulaski’s whole “Data is just a machine” act really bothered me,both in its stridency and lack of subtlety.

I found it particularly bad in the “Moriarty” episode, in which Pulaski treats a holographic character as human, even though its claim for humanity has less basis than Data’s.

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Peter Tupper
13 years ago

I agree this is when they ironed out a lot of the bugs of the first season, but a “5” is too generous for this episode. It’s a classic case of “I can’t
think of anything for this female character to do. I know! Let’s get her
pregnant! Instant story arc.”

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13 years ago

I didn’t like Pulaski in the beginning but after a few episodes I really warmed to her. I like that she was confident enough to stand up for what she believed in but she wasn’t inflexible – she got over her initial assumptions about Data.

Also, I liked her calmness. Crusher was often so emotional and that irritated me. Pulaski dealt with the facts, was compassionate without being over-emotional and she got on with her job. She also had a dry and somewhat acerbic sense of humour that I grew to enjoy very much.

I was sorry when Pulaski left. Crusher has never been one of my favourite characters.

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Pendard
13 years ago

I don’t recall disliking Pulaski. Actually, I don’t think I ever formed an opinion of any kind about here. “Unnatural Selection” was the only episode where she even had anything to do, unless you count getting held hostage in “Elementary, Dear Data” or a coincidental history with Riker’s dad in “The Icarus Factor.” Basically, I felt like she was around because, well, they needed a doctor in the cast. She never fit into the group the way Dr. Crusher did.

Also, they passed up some opportunities to use her character. She spends several episodes early in the season doubting on whether Data is really alive, but nobody thought to bring it up in “Measure of a Man.” She’s in that episode at the poker game and the going away party but her opinion never comes up. Perhaps she was being purposefully quiet because she knew her new shipmates would be mad if she admitted she wanted a slave race of androids to do the dirty work for her. Robot slaves can be handy for making house calls on rapid aging planets, after all!

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13 years ago

So I just rewatched this episode and, finding out it was lifted from an established Star Trek Phase II script, I’m mystified why the interpersonal dialogue works well for the most part, but the military lines sound stiff at best, and… well… wrong at worst. (e.g. Picard telling Riker that he would relieve him at zero-three-zero-zero instead of Oh-three-hundred [and dear lord, those some strange hours our captain keeps])

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Lore
13 years ago

So I’ve just recently been watching the entire show (on Season 5 as of right now), and I absolutely hated Pulaski. I thought Muldaur overacted her character: I get it, a doctor who obsesses over their work, but she didn’t have quite the natural compassion that McFadden had with Crusher; she tried, but in my book, she failed….miserably.

And just on a side note, I love the category for Troi, rewatching this at Season 5 and still don’t really see any point for her character other than to move the plot along or to take up space! I like her in the movies though…

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Pah
13 years ago

I’d just like to point out that “basically stands around while things happen to her out of her control” is not a bad description of what parenthood is about!

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13 years ago

I skipped commenting on Season One, mostly because I won’t really be thrilled with most of the episodes until Season Three. Season Two however, did have some fantastic episodes, Measure of a Man being one of my all time favorite TNG episodes.

Also, I always had a soft spot for Pulaski. IMHO, her character started a season later than everyone elses, but showed the same potential for character development, not just with Picard and Data, but with Worf as well (The Klingon Tea Ceremony comes to mind). I believe she could have continued until the end, and although the series would have been different, I don’t think I can say it would have been worse. However, I always was a huge fan of Dr. Beverly :) and was glad she returned in Season Three.

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13 years ago

I don’t agree with this Pulaski/McCoy idea. McCoy was irrascible, cantankerous and bad tempered, but he cared. Pulaski was a by-the-book sterility. Yes, I know a lot is often made of her not pronouncing Data’s name when she first encounters him. Well, I think McCoy would have said “Sorry”, grudgingly obviously.

As for Crusher? Well, this gets me to the heart of all that is wrong with Star Trek Next Gen as a concept. How can a state-of-the-art space ship be crewed by such a bunch of pillocks?

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13 years ago

Repulsive episode. Toy gets a boy, Data looks on, Work is Worf, Dickhead is Dickhead and Riker smirks a bit. And the kid is HORRIBLE.

“Oh, my way of investigating other species is via rape.”? What were those writers thinking? Yes, I know it was a writer’s strike episode, but surely some fan had sent in something a little less tasteless. I can’t believe all of Phase 2 was full of this insulting garbage.

As for Dr Plastic’s comment: It’s like she had never given birth at all”. Perfect escape for a rapist.

Hateful episode. Patroinizing, sanctimonious and insulting to women. Minus one million out of ten.

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13 years ago

I thought it was a hamhanded attempt at a pretty decent idea for a story.

But hey, at least Riker’s got the beard and Worf had forehead corrective surgery so he could look more like his as yet unknown relatives.

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RPD
13 years ago

Loved the beard. It made up for Frakes havng no discernible chin.

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Big Joe S.
12 years ago

Star Trek Phase II reduxed this episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFyKrrF-obY
It’s an interesting take on it. But that’s all I will say.
Perhaps you could do a compare and contrast.

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silhouettepoms
12 years ago

This is the first TNG episode I have any memory of watching. I would have been 5 if I saw it when it originally aired. I don’t think I watched any others until the 3rd-4th season when I was 6 or 7, and I got very used to Dr. Crusher and being a little girl, she was “my hero” on the show, so when these seasons aired in reruns I always HATED Pulaski with a passion. What a cold b***.

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Yusuf
12 years ago

Hello Odette

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Electone
12 years ago

Having read these comments, one thing is for certain – most people immediately hated Kate Pulaski. I was no different. I understand the concept of trying to emulate the McCoy character, but this woman gets on everyone’s nerves in a nano-second and pisses off the viewing public along the way. It’s too bad, because it’s obvious the character does grow on you a little bit and by the time we get to Peak Performance, she’s cheering on Data with the rest of the crew.

I enjoyed the way they introduced the changes from the off-season by scrolling around the bridge to reveal a now mustard-shirted Worf, Wes in his newer and better gray jumpsuit sitting at navigation, Riker’s beard, Laforge’s switch over to Engineering. Looking back, there were a LOT of changes made between season one and two and they had to cram it all into one episode from a rehashed 1970’s script.

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lorq
12 years ago

Just saw this episode for the first time and was struck by how much it resembled “Prometheus” in its particular brand of badness. Freakish alien birth occurs on the ship — but even while everyone on board is hell-bent on containing the plague samples, the child is allowed to mingle freely with the crew. Why were Troi and the fetus not immediately sequestered as soon as she was impregnated, and kept that way right through the child’s birth and growth? Answer: there is no answer. (Frankly, having Troi and the child isolated the whole time would have *added* to their drama. But that implies a commitment to good writing.)

And I’m with #30, above: The *only* time Troi expresses agency is in deciding to keep the child. The child’s departure at the end is its own choice. Troi is physically uninjured at the end. And the child/entity’s departure isn’t even a death. (Whew! That makes things easier!) Basically the episode reads like a ham-handed, low-IQ, pro-life, anti-woman fable. This is a story in which Troi is raped — but “Hey, it’s all good!”

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ellisk
11 years ago

What everyone has always missed about this show is it’s parallel to the Jesus story. No one refers to the impregnation of the Virgin Mary as “rape”, and this isn’t “rape” either, in any way (as rape doesn’t require impregnation or even ejaculation, and this doesn’t involve penile penetration, which is, in fact, required for an act to be “rape.”) This is as silly a story as any of the lesser first season stories. The one idea of interest is the idea that a cosmic energy being (a “spiritual” being?) wishes to become a human in order to participate with humanity–but, again, this idea was first explored in the Book of Matthew, so it’s not exactly ground-breaking.

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LadyGayle
11 years ago

@38 [as rape doesn’t require impregnation or even ejaculation, and this doesn’t involve penile penetration, which is, in fact required for an act to be “rape.”]

The latter half of this quote is one of the more offensively ignorant statements I’ve ever read on this site.

And as for the rest – I seriously doubt that the TNG writers were trying to equate “Ian” with Jesus or Troi with the Virgin Mary. No, this was simply a poorly-thought-out, poorly-written, poorly-executed piece of drivel that refused to tackle any of the interesting questions that might have arisen from the premise, to say nothing of the infuriating lack of agency given to Troi at any point.

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11 years ago

ARGH, the part I wanted to quote was:

“…as rape doesn’t require impregnation or even ejaculation, and this doesn’t involve penile penetration, which is, in fact, required for an act to be “rape”…”

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JohnC
9 years ago

I found it a bit disconcerting that Worf and his security team stood there watching the birth without any regard for the mother’s privacy , and Riker just sort of drops by and leans on the doorjamb like he’s scoping out a bar-girl.

I don’t typically like to get too hyper-analytical when it comes to questioning the actions of characters on a show that requires a plot denouement in 45 minutes – but even so it just rang false to me that Picard and his staff could know that a crewmember’s body was invaded without her consent, and she’s given birth to a child with an unknown “father” who then grows at an exponential rate – and they let him roam around the ship and attend playtime like he’s just another kid… all in the space of a few days. As I said, even for a television show, all of this rang very false to me, to the point of making this episode a throw-away, for me at least.

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Jason
9 years ago

That Betazoid soup looked hideous, like it was just fish guts in water or something.

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trlkly
9 years ago

I agree that the score is way too high. You get the establishment stuff in other episodes, so that shouldn’t count as helping the episode. So all you have is the Child plot, and it’s really stupid.

A 3 at most.

Also, Shades of Gray did have to do with the writer’s strike, even though it was made afterwards. It doesn’t have to be written during the strike to be affected by it. I’ll say more in a comment to the actual episode.

Matroska
8 years ago

I know this is a comment from 3 years ago and that the original poster will never see this, but this comment is pretty stupid:

“And as for the rest – I seriously doubt that the TNG writers were trying to equate “Ian” with Jesus or Troi with the Virgin Mary. No, this was simply a poorly-thought-out, poorly-written, poorly-executed piece of drivel that refused to tackle any of the interesting questions that might have arisen from the premise.”

First of all, it’s really hard to write about an immaculate conception, especially where the “father” is also the son, without thinking of the Jesus story. Especially in the Western world. Especially in one of the most Christian countries on Earth. The writer could not have failed to be aware of that. Even if he or she was not, which is extremely unlikely, it doesn’t matter. It’s still the same concept and therefore if this is rape, God raped Mary. It gets even worse when you consider Mary was married, a virgin (I’m presuming Troi isn’t) and was only 14. So God raped a married 14-year-old virgin.

By the way, the icing on the cake is that the name Ian means “Gift from God”. Again, it doesn’t matter that it was written with Jesus in mind, it’s still the same concept; it’s just funny that this poster seriously doubted that the writer was aware that the story of an alien entity impregnating a woman without intercourse with himself had been told before – and in a pretty famous book, as well.

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Roxana
8 years ago

@39 LadyGayle, I agree completely. An intriguing premise (a mystery pregnancy) was totally wasted. The accelerated pregnancy and growth meant there was no time for anything and then the child conveniently goes away. Status Quo remains God.

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7 years ago

@44, God did not rape Mary. Her consent was asked and given, enthusiastically yet. She sang a song about it.

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6 years ago

As a matter of genetics, a baby created entirely from the mother’s genes would necessarily be female. Two X chromosomes you know.

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Thierafhal
6 years ago

“They can’t destroy the sample” Taken directly from this review under the *Can’t Reverse the Polarity* category.

Keith R.A. DeCandido,  you answered your own wonderment of: “Apparently the notion of ejecting it and then blowing it up with phasers and photon torpedoes didn’t occur to anyone”!

In my mind, if they say they can’t destroy it, they can’t destroy it… Although I agree I don’t see why they couldn’t transport it and leave it dematerialized.

 

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6 years ago

@46: princessroxana: thank you for a simple, even-handed response to a truly offensive statement. It dissuades me from composing my own retort, which would have been a bit saltier.  :)

As for the Pulaski/Crusher debate, I confess I never liked either of them. Pulaski’s attitude grated on me like frozen shards of glass, while Crusher was impulsive,  reckless,  and insubordinate, and got away with it because she was Picard’s old buddy. I still can’t get over the episode where she got Stockholm-syndromed in, like. 20 minutes by the cute artsy angsty terrorist, an episode where she caused the deaths of crew members and nearly her son and the destruction of the Enterprise,  with no consequence. All because she couldn’t follow a direct order given to her by her captain.

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6 years ago

@49, You’re welcome.

Personally I preferred Pulaski. She had some vestige of a personality.

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6 years ago

@50/Roxana: I loved Pulaski. Me and my friends used to call Crusher “the boring doctor” and Pulaski “the cool doctor”. It’s such a pity that she only stayed for one season. Although I like Crusher a bit better in the later seasons, when she develops a certain playfulness and an interest in science.

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5 years ago

5 feels about right for this episode.  I never found it boring, but neither did I ever find it super-exciting or interesting.  I will admit that I did get the feels watching Troi crying, while she said goodbye to her “son.”  Maybe it hit me more because I’m a father, and I just recently lost my dog.  Also, I definitely got some immaculate conception vibes from the episode.

I’m like a lot of commenters when it comes to Pulaski.  I disliked her quite a bit as a child, but now watching I like her quite a bit.  I think part of it is that now I know she’s a TOS vet, and she played Batman’s doctor on his early 90’s animated series, so that automatically makes me more fond of her.

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jazzmanchgo
4 years ago

Ian was, in fact, an incubus.   That’s an ancient myth, predating the “Virgin Birth” by a very long time.  By contemporary standards, an incubus would probably be considered a non-corporeal rapist, but in all honesty I think that’s imposing modernist constructs on a concept that far predates modernism.  Science fiction often invokes and updates mythologies and archetypes from earlier cultures, after all, and this is but one example of many.   Whether or not it was done successfully here (and I don’t think it was — it defies belief that everyone would sim[ply accept the unguarded presence on ship of a being whose gestation, birth, and development were so obviously alien, and it’s beyond unfortunate to see Troi melt down emotionally, in the face of all logic and professionalism, the way she does here), I think it’s a little harsh to characterize this episode as somehow condoning or legitimizing rape.  The archetype being invoked here is very different and should be understood as such.   

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4 years ago

This would have made a great, season long arc; Troi realizing her pregnancy and knowing it can’t be natural. Angsting over what to do about it, alone and telling nobody. Deciding to keep it and hiding the truth but getting more and more anxious as her delivery date nears, falling in love with her daughter though desperately wondering who she is and why she’s here.

But of course they didn’t do arcs in those days.

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jazzmanchgo
4 years ago

Interesting idea, 55. princessroxana.  The only problem, as I see it, is that for this story to be an arc of that nature, one of the basic premises would have to be altered — Ian’s gestation period would have to be closer to the standard Betezoid ten months, not the few hours it took here. Nonetheless, I agreee that the unexplored tension between Troi’s determination to have the baby and Worf’s legitimate (and, as it turned out, all too prescient) insistence that this pregnancy was simply too ominous to let come to term would have made for both a compelling and socially relevent storyline.

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Pierre E. Pettinger, Jr.
4 years ago

@44. matroska
 
This may seem like a nitpick, but this common error irritates me. This is not an Immaculate Conception story. Why? Because the Immaculate Conception DOES NOT refer to the Virgin Birth of Jesus.
 
Mary is the Immaculate Conception. The concept refers to Mary being conceived without the stain of Original Sin.

Thierafhal
4 years ago

Pretty dull and nondescript episode although I don’t like the idea of Troi being violated and her being somewhat fine with it. Ian’s arc was predictable and the only interesting part about the plasma plague thing was Geordi’s promotion. Great to see O’Brien in his first appearance as Transporter Chief too! Colm Meany was far too good an actor to remain as a background character.

My favorite part of the episode was Wesley. Yes, I said Wesley, deal with it, haha! I was never a consummate hater of the character, although I was in no way thrilled with him. This episode did a good job presenting him as a believable character and his scenes with Guinan were the best part of the episode for me. Casting Whoopi Goldberg was a brilliant idea, it being the height of her popularity and all. Although it probably wouldn’t have happened if she didn’t already have a desire to be on the show. I know she’s a polarizing character, but I always liked her.

garreth
4 years ago

@60: How is Guinan a polarizing character?  I’ve never heard that assessment given before?  And she joined the series in 1988 which although she was popular, I wouldn’t say she reached the height of her popularity until 1990-92 when Ghost and Sister Act were being released.

I was actually coincidentally coming to comment on here on how remarkable a “get” it was for this series to have an at the time, abig movie star like Whoopi Goldberg to be not even a guest star but a recurring character.  I don’t know if that’s unprecedented but I’m sure it’s pretty damn rare.  And not only that, but even after scoring an Oscar and blockbuster films she still made regular appearances until she just got too busy which is why she only appeared in the 6th season three times and none in the 7th.

As for the episode itself, it’s mostly a dud.  It is interesting how it came from a recycled script of the aborted ‘70’s Trek spin-off/continuation and how easy it was to adapt to this series.  Rob Bowman’s direction was excellent.  I especially loved that long crane shot in the first bridge scene and the opening just felt big and cinematic in general.  Great music too.  I also liked all of the improved looks for a bunch of the characters, Troi, Riker, Worf, Geordi, and even Wesley out of those hideous sweaters and casual wear.

Thierafhal
4 years ago

@62/garreth: I never perceived her as polarizing, but I’ve seen some Guinan hate in the comments on this very site. Maybe I’m wrong and these were isolated instances, but I think it can be agreed upon that she’s nowhere near as popular a recurring character as some (Garak or anyone played by Jeffrey Combs).

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4 years ago

@58,Pierre, Mary is the Immaculate Conception. The concept refers to Mary being conceived without the stain of Original Sin.

That reminds me of a very Catholic joke; Jesus is standing over the woman taken in adultery, ‘ Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’ a stone flies out of nowhere clipping the woman. Jesus whirls, ‘MOTHER!’

garreth
4 years ago

@62/Thierfhal: Hmm, while I really enjoyed Weyoun and Garak, personally for me, Guinan was way up there for me too.  Aside from just being a warm, sagely, confident person, she became even more intriguing when “Q Who?” and “Yesterday’s Enterprise” alluded to and showed she had special powers of a sort, and “Time’s Arrow” showed she was long lived and observing humans for some time.  I always wanted to learn more about her.  She’s coming back on Star Trek: Picard so I’m looking forward to that. 

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4 years ago

63. princessroxana
 
That is funny! Just fyi, I made this post before I signed up on the site. Anywhere else here, I’m Costumer

ChristopherLBennett
4 years ago

@47/roxana: “As a matter of genetics, a baby created entirely from the mother’s genes would necessarily be female. Two X chromosomes you know.”

However, it is possible to be genetically female, yet develop in the womb with an anatomy that presents outwardly as male.

 

@54/jazzmanchgo: “Ian was, in fact, an incubus.   That’s an ancient myth, predating the “Virgin Birth” by a very long time.”

Not quite. Only some versions of the incubus myth postulate that being assaulted by one can lead to conception, and even then, the child conceived is not the actual incubus, but a half-human, half-demon offspring known as a cambion.

 

“I think it’s a little harsh to characterize this episode as somehow condoning or legitimizing rape.”

Not intentionally, no, but this script was originally written in the late ’70s, and cultural understanding of sexual consent and coercion was severely lacking back then, so there are a lot of stories from the time that were innocently intended but are profoundly rapey in retrospect.

In fact, this story is almost exactly the same premise as the infamous 1980 Avengers storyline in which Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel was abducted by an extradimensional being called Marcus who brainwashed her into falling in love with him and impregnated her so that she would give birth to a baby that was actually Marcus himself. That event was later textually established as rape, because Chris Claremont was shocked that the original story portrayed the Avengers just casually accepting this abduction and brainwashing as a sweet, romantic thing, and did a later story where an angry, betrayed Carol came back and tore into them for failing to recognize that she had been violated.

So hell yes, this was a rape story, and Chris Claremont was able to recognize that in 1981, so there’s really no excuse for TNG’s writers missing it in 1988.

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4 years ago

@66/Christopher: Sounds to me like a very different premise. Deanna was neither abducted nor brainwashed into falling in love with someone. She only had a pregnancy imposed on her. That story you quote sounds terrible to me, whereas I still find this one sweet despite the consent issue. 

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4 years ago

@CLB, However, it is possible to be genetically female, yet develop in the womb with an anatomy that presents outwardly as male.

True, but why would an immaterial creature bother? Unless perhaps they somehow have humanoid genders.. that could get interesting.

ChristopherLBennett
4 years ago

@67/Jana: It’s the same in that it’s an entity arranging to impregnate an unconsenting woman in order to give birth to himself. As opposed to an incubus, whose sexual assaults are an end in themselves in most versions of the lore, and whose offspring (in those versions of the lore where that’s even possible) are not the same individual as the parent.

Although now that I think about it, I can see how one could say that the Jesus story is also a parallel, because Jesus is supposed to be the son of God but also God at the same time. But as roxana pointed out, of course, that’s different because scripture states outright that Mary did consent to the pregnancy.

Anyway, there’s nothing “only” about having a pregnancy imposed on you. That can be a cataclysmic thing if you’re unwilling or unready for it.

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4 years ago

I suspect one of the reasons for ‘rapey’ storylines was simply that a woman having willing sex outside of marriage even more shocking by the standards back when. Hypnosis or whatever was meant to exonerate her.

ChristopherLBennett
4 years ago

@70/roxana: Hmm, interesting thought, but I doubt that applies to “The Child.” The original Phase II script dates from the late 1970s, which was during the waning years of the Sexual Revolution and the age of swingers and casual sex. Such things weren’t universally approved of, but the idea of premarital or extramarital sex was no longer “shocking” or taboo for television subject matter. Also, the original script was written for the Deltan navigator Ilia, who was from a sexually uninhibited culture.

Although in the case of a story like “The Child,” there could be some conventional morality having an effect, because it’s conception without any sex at all, which is pretty much ideal for the bluenose sort who sees a woman’s natural role as motherhood but is shocked by the act that normally precedes it. I guess that’s why it wasn’t seen as a rape situation, because it was “just” pregnancy without sex.

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3 years ago

Pulaski’s treatment of Data does irritate me for the simple fact that a 24th century doctor should be evolved  enough to recognize all forms of life, even artificial. The controversy over Troi’s impregnation is understandable. The main characters, including Troi, should have been outraged. That being said, I thought Marina Sirtis performance was very good. I’ve noticed on this show crew members are often in places they don’t need to be in, presumably so the actors can get screen time. 

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3 years ago

@69/Christopher: “Anyway, there’s nothing “only” about having a pregnancy imposed on you. That can be a cataclysmic thing if you’re unwilling or unready for it.”

Agreed. On the other hand, it can also be okay (if unsettling) if you’re not unwilling or unready for it. Perhaps the alien picked the woman on board who was the most willing to have a baby. Which brings me to this:

@72/xyon921: “The main characters, including Troi, should have been outraged.”

They might have been outraged. It would have been a plausible reaction. But being curious (if cautious) and okay with it (if you’re the prospective mother) also seems like a plausible reaction to me, and not unfitting for explorers who seek out the unknown.

As for Pulaski, there isn’t all that much artificial life in Star Trek’s 24th century. Data is probably the first artificial person she ever met.

ChristopherLBennett
3 years ago

@72/xyon921: Despite how common androids were in TOS, TNG treated sentient androids as an extreme rarity, with the legal precedent for defining them as people with civil rights still recent and tenuous. It was pretty much just Data and Lore; there weren’t enough sentient androids known to exist for people to have gotten used to thinking of them as just another kind of person.

 

@73/Jana: “Perhaps the alien picked the woman on board who was the most willing to have a baby.”

I don’t think even someone eager to have a baby would be okay with being impregnated against her will by an unknown party. Consent still makes a critical difference.

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3 years ago

I feel something as invasive as a pregnancy should have been met with a little more anger, at least at first. Then perhaps Troi and the others could accept it as less hostile after some time had past. I’m sure Pulaski had never met another life  form like Data, it’s my opinion she should be more open minded. I guess there’s all types in any century. 

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3 years ago

I would think there’d be more fear than anger. Remember Troi has no idea how this happened. But I can also see how she’d be all ‘however this happened, it’s my child!’. Judging by her behavior a child is something she wants, if not like this! And it’s possible that producing an heir to the Rings and the Cup and other heirlooms will take some pressure off her.

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3 years ago

Just re-watched the Guinan/Wesley scene in 10 Forward.   Love the end when we see them from behind looking out and the ship jumps to warp. It’s a nice moment. 

Brian MacDonald
3 years ago

11 years and 77 comments, and nobody’s mentioned what I believe is the most important aspect of this episode: The Enterprise nursery has puppies! Puppies, in space! For that reason alone, the D is the Enterprise I’d most like to serve on.

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MassiveManul
1 year ago

The puppies thing freaked me out a bit – Ian tells Picard he ought to go and see them “while they’re still there”, or some similarly ominous phrase. What were the Enterprise crew planning to do with the puppies??? Eat them? Jettison them into space?

(I realise he probably just meant while they’re still puppies rather than fully-grown dogs, but my mind just went to a concerning implication!)

Arben
2 years ago

“and jettisoning it won’t help because sooner or later it will come in contact with something”

I’m not saying there should be zero concern over that, but this is usually where Christopher points out that space is big and contains vastly more of essentially nothing than it does somethings.

Stars are going by from right to left as Wesley and Guinan look out a window in Ten Forward yet when the ship goes to warp we get a head-on visual effect there. Maybe it’s, like, a rotating observation lounge and I never knew?

BTW: I’m aware Ten Forward is so named because it’s on Deck 10 of the forward section of the ship, but I always figured the location was chosen to make a play on “10-4” as well, even if the code is used more by police and CB radio than in nautical or military settings.

While it may not have been intentional as scripted, I took Deanna’s fierce determination to have the child and general lack of concern for any danger it might present once it was born as innate maternal protectiveness dialed up to a supernatural degree by the entity acting upon her.

I was going to mention the infamous Marcus storyline from Avengers, even creepier than this episode in every respect except perhaps the childbirth voyeurism, but Christopher beat me there.

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Kent
8 months ago

It’s not a perfect episode. To me the biggest fault is not having Tori be more involved. She had moments. Unfortunately this started the “Tori being violated” storylines which quickly tired.

But did anyone notice the cinematography? And will anyone read this comment so many years after the original post?

They did things on this episode they should have done more often: changing light in Ten Forward as the ship alters course, cameras sweeping through the bridge, showing subtle facial expressions through the light coming up through the bar, and giving us some nice space ship porn in the beginning. Oh, and showing warp from Ten Forward too. Oh, and showing Wes from outside too. There was some nice camera and lighting work all in all.